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A thing of fucking beauty [Aug. 25th, 2015|11:33 pm]
TheGlen

I wrote me a 5th edition conversion of the Mystara game world.  It's bloody beautiful, I won't lie.  I know when I've made a good thing.  First link is the PDF, if the D&D boards haven't crashed Dropbox again, the second is a flip book for tablet users.


https://www.dropbox.com/s/uvb7usdwd7otu17/Mystara%20Players%20Handbook.pdf?dl=0
http://fliphtml5.com/tpri/pthi

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Mystara 5th Edition Player's Handbook [Aug. 14th, 2015|07:57 pm]
TheGlen
So the handbook is a thing now, mostly finished and I'm commissioning custom art for the archetypes and races.  Anybody would like to help this is the link.  The handbook and art will all be free, so no copyright issues.  http://www.gofundme.com/Mystara.  Help if you can.
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Interviewed by Chicago Tribune [Jul. 30th, 2015|02:49 pm]
TheGlen

Fallacy Ref continues to explode.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/bluesky/originals/ct-fallacy-ref-app-bsi-20150728-story.html

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In just two weeks [Jul. 24th, 2015|11:27 am]
TheGlen
Since I wrote Fallacy Ref I have been interviewed by a major British author I had never heard of until he broke my internet, the Dangerous Minds blog that I had to make a new FB page for because he broke my internet, and now the Chicago Tribune.  Now I'm making a website for it so they won't break my internet.

All from a throwaway joke.
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10th Anniversary [Jul. 15th, 2015|10:16 am]
TheGlen
I wrote the List ten years ago, just 25 little jokes written down for austerity.  Now is 2,375 jokes that have gotten me fan art, included in the Rule 34 club, a cartoon, my own tropes page, speaking invitations, fan mail, girlfriends and laid.  Don't game as often as I should, but I still regret nothing.  Ave tu Rex infans.
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Mystara to 5th edition [Jul. 13th, 2015|03:45 pm]
TheGlen
Mystara 5th edition conversionCollapse )Notes for my translation as I am away from my desk.

Races:
Human:
No change

Dwarf:
Basic Dwarf:
Drop poison resistance

Add Magic resistant: Dwarves always add their proficiency to saving throws.
Class Restriction: Mystaran Dwarves cannot be any class or archtype that includes arcane spellcasting.

Mountain dwarves are the clans of Rockhome except for the farmers
Hill dwarves are all other types of dwarf.

Elves:
Basic Elf:
Drop Trance ability, elves sleep like other races.

Belcadiz (High Elves)
Replace Longsword proficiency with Rapier proficiency

Sylvan (Includes Alfheim and all other elves not mentioned seperately)
No changes

Vylari (Eldarin)
Replace Mist Walk with Pass Without Trace.

Minrothad Elves
Working on it

Shadow Elves (not drow)
Working on it

Hin (Stout)
No changes

Gnomes:
Forest Gnomes
No changes

Rock Gnomes (sky gnomes)
Working on it

Not in mystara
Half orcs
Half elves
Drow Elves
Light foot halflings
Dragonkin
Tiefling
Aasimar


Need to create:
Lupin
Rakasta

Gazetteers:
Karameikos:
NONE

Ylaruam
Druid Archtype: Dervish
2nd level: Requires half and much water for daily travel, gains advantage on saves against extreme heat
2nd level: Gains proficiency in unarmed attack, adds proficiency bonus to AC if unarmored and to damage if unarmed.

6th Level: May cast Misty Step a number of times equal to WIS bonus before needing a long rest.  Cannot transports metal this way.

10th Level: May cast flame blade at will.

14th: May spend a Wild Shape use to become an air elemental.
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Football fallacies [Jul. 9th, 2015|02:46 pm]
TheGlen
Tired of reading people in internet discussions committing logical fallacy after logical fallacy?  Have you tried to correct them only for them to commit another one?  Well worry no longer!  With Ed Hochuli's Football Fallacies if someone calls you Hitler, attacks you personally or even denies the validity of your evidence without giving a reason, just post up one of these babies and throw a flag at their behavior!



































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Today, we piss off all the fandoms!!! [Jul. 6th, 2015|11:06 pm]
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Proposed 29th Amendment [Jun. 28th, 2015|01:40 am]
TheGlen
The Supreme Court shall be forced to actually read the fucking constitution before making shit up for a legal decision.  Any law passed from the bench by any judge shall be instead contrued to be their immediate letter of resignation.
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In memorium [Jun. 26th, 2015|11:28 am]
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