|New Web Comic
||[Jan. 3rd, 2015|09:01 pm]
So I'm writing a new web comic called Desolation Rowe. It's a dark super hero comic, very much a cross between Watchmen and Macbeth. It has madness, betrayal, sex, violence, and one poor woman stuck in the middle of it all. Have four years worth written, or less if the artist doubles up the release schedule. Check it out and like it. Tell your friends, rather proud of it.desolationrowe.webcomic.ws
||[Dec. 2nd, 2014|07:21 pm]
2301. Even if the rules allow it, the entire party can't be all raised by the same wolf.|
2302. The party's mutual bond can't be "former members of the Funky Bunch."
2303. I can't bribe the dwarf with an offer of putting him up for stud.
2304. Kissing up to a dragon until he gives us a minor trouble is acceptable, slapping us with a restraining order not so much.
2305. Can't use the Summon Monster spell to redefine the term "Trolling someone"
2306. 12 degrees of success on my charm test doesn't automatically earn me a commissarial backrub.
2307. Successfully grappling the roper doesn't let me use him to play double dutch with the thief.
2308. Even if the rules allow it, no using plaid colored light spells to to mess with the guard's perception of movement.
2309. If I challenge Death to a game, picking Campaign for North Africa doesn't insure immortality.
2310. Despite what the rules say, a ghille suit does not make me invisible in the St. Patrick's Day parade.
2311. No matter what it would do to his spell casting chances, I can't cast shrink on the necromancer's undies.
2312. You can only make so many called shots to the groin until it's an alignment check.
2313. "Athletic Scholarship" is not an acceptable excuse to take the sage background for my half orc barbarian.
2314. After cleaning out their lair, I can't put all the newly petrifried medusas in my front yard as decorations.
2315. I will not finish any sentence containing the phrase 'Blink Ferrets."
2316. Need to stop coming up with excuses to keep referencing page 73 of the Dungeoneer's Survival Guide.
2317. No matter how rude it was, I will keep all my interactions with the magic mouth at the entry of the dungeon PG-13.
2318. Even if the rules allow it, no dual wielding lances.
2319. Just because it's legal to dual wield quarterstaves, tieing two together does not give me dire-nunchucks.
2320. My rogue will accept the fact he can backstab a tridrone, even if it doesn't have a back to stab.
2321. We aren't using Rosie O'Donnel for a unit of measurement for any aspect of a warjack.
2322. Yes the Demolition Corps has a dress uniform, no it's not steam powered.
2323. Just because I bought my dice bag at the Vatican doesn't mean my dice are Catholic.
2324. Despite the book's claim, using a double negative in the Protectorate of Menoth doesn't bring down a death sentence.
2325. Before making my last wish, I will make sure everybody in the party actually wants patagia.
||[Nov. 6th, 2014|12:20 pm]
I managed to come into possession with five cases of D&D books. Grabbed what I wanted, but I've got more than I possibly use. This is what's left. If you want something, make me an offer.|
|Note to myself
||[Aug. 24th, 2014|11:46 pm]
Just a list of guilds left to write. This will disappear as I finish them|
Fellowship of the Wild Rangers
Holy Order of the One Monks
Lords of the Hunt Hunters
Competitor's Guild Athletes
Sisterhood of the Eye Fortune Tellers
Night Scholars Spies
Pest Removal and Disposal Local #1 Exterminators
Confederation of the Chisel Sculptors
Hall of Arcane Lore Scholars
Barristry Defense League Lawyers
Free Builders Alliance Architects
Arcane Machinists Guild Inventors
Friends of Beauty Artists
Guild of Makers Craftsmen
Companions for Liquid Improvement Alchemists
Chain and Plate Guild Armorers
Free Markets Association Bankers
Centurions Freehold Centigenarians
Emissaries of the Word Heralds
Holders of the Crimson Flame Romantics
|Travis County for the lulz
||[Aug. 15th, 2014|09:55 pm]
The same DA that successfully prosecuted |Kay Bailey Hutchison and Tom Delay, have now indicted Rick Perry. The same DA that Perry tried to get to resign for drunk driving has indicted him for trying to get her to resign for drunk driving. This is going to be embarrassing for Travis county again.Get the popcorn.
|Red Tape Diaries
||[Aug. 11th, 2014|05:00 pm]
New magic deck I'm working on. Advisors. Red tape, lots of red tape everywhere. Literally stall them with bureaucracy.
Azor's Elocutors x2
Trusted Advisor x2
Council of Advisors x2
Droning Bureaucrats x4
Grand Arbiter x2
Minister of Impediments x4
Sphynx's Revelation x2
Ertai's Meddling x4
Clock Spinning x4
Winter's Chill x3 (THREE PARAGRAPHS OF RULES ON ONE CARD)
Call to the Kindred x2
Coastland Harbor x4