|Suggested new Oscar awards
||[Dec. 28th, 2015|03:35 pm]
Best picture that people actually enjoyed.|
Best foreign film seen by more people than just the critics.
Best actor not portraying someone gay, disabled or British.
Best actress in her 40's.
Best trailer that convinced people to watch an absolute trainwreck of a movie.
Best character actor you couldn't pick out of a police line up. (Nominees include that old guy with more film credits than the rest of the cast combined, the actress you will immediately google to see if she's done nude scenes, the guy that's already been in five movies this year, and Mark Fichtner.)
Best Gary Oldman performance that should have easily been nominated for Best actor except it's Gary Oldman and he makes everybody look bad so fuck him.
Best non-sequel, remake, reboot, rehash, or adaptation.