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1326-1350 [May. 26th, 2009|06:13 pm]
TheGlen
1326. I will not blow all my points on extra limbs just so I can play the superhero “Millipede Man”
1327. Just because the Great Race of Yith’s effect on sanity is minimal, doesn’t mean I should invite them over for dinner with the folks.
1328. The very concept of a Hutt lap dancer will earn me a dark side point.
1329. The M203 is not for long range bocce ball.
1330. Getting someone to spot for me is not going to give me a bonus on a strength check.
1331. I will not hex someone into looking like a piñata. Especially in Mexico City.
1332. Even if silence is required for the entire adventure, we are not naming the Black Ops Operation: Mimecrime.
1333. I will tell the noob the game is about post nuclear Europe and not love struck vampires before we start.
1334. You cannot tell if somebody is a power gamer by the faint smell of Gouda.
1335. I can not filibuster in the middle of my dying speech to buy the cleric more time.
1336. Even if we are told to pick a manly name for the game, Genocidicles is a bit much.
1337. Can’t lure the Bastet into an ambush by turning on the can opener.
1338. Jack Lalanne: Wrong type of Juicer.
1339. If unsure of what side of the road we drive on, the middle of the road is not a healthy compromise.
1340. Brute squads make poor bridesmaids. The reverse is not necessarily true.
1341. Even if the rules allow it, I cannot become famous for not being famous.
1342. There is no god of Wombats, no matter how much I pray.
1343. If I have to explain to the halfling’s sister why we dressed him like a raccoon, we’re all in trouble.
1344. No matter how cool it would be, we can’t use the time machine to loan Ike a few A-10 squadrons for D-Day.
1345. I don’t get a drama die just because the GM pees.
1346. I will not waste wishes on professional sporting events.
1347. Hooking up with the gamer chick the Storyteller was angling for gets me banned from the game.
1348. When attempting to lure the giant to sleep with a bardic lullaby, I will leave out the lyric “So we can kill you.”
1349. I will not program the medical droid for “aggressive dentistry.”
1350. I will not dare the wage mage into trying to summon a class 20 spirit.
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[User Picture]From: regalpewter
2009-05-26 11:43 pm (UTC)
1332: or Operation: Blue Man
1334: too true
1337: What about catnip?
1350: Are you missing a "not" here?

Great as always,
YIS,
WRI
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[User Picture]From: count_01
2009-05-27 12:27 am (UTC)
1337: should be written in 1337, or at least lolspeak. Corollary: having lured the Bastet into an ambush, will not take pics of the carnage exclusively for posting lolbastets later.
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[User Picture]From: tygerr
2009-05-28 12:54 pm (UTC)
I can has tuna nao?
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[User Picture]From: dannyboyo1
2009-05-27 12:37 am (UTC)
1347: Should there be a "with" in there?
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[User Picture]From: pollopeligroso
2009-05-27 04:03 am (UTC)
1341: That's not original at all Paris Hilton et. al beat you to that long ago.
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From: mthoopla
2009-05-27 07:29 am (UTC)
Nono, they're famous for being famous. To be famous for not being famous would mean being famous for being entirely mundane. Of course, the moment one became famous for being unfamous, they would become unfamous because they were famous for being unfamouFATAL EXCEPTION HAS OCCURRED AT 0xE000000
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[User Picture]From: samir1stdude
2009-05-27 05:24 am (UTC)

Can’t lure the Bastet into an ambush by turning on the can opener

you are awesome!
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[User Picture]From: tough_waters
2009-05-27 02:20 pm (UTC)
1337. But would that work for a rust montster?
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[User Picture]From: carlhh
2009-05-27 09:54 pm (UTC)
1342. 'Cause wombats won't stand for any of that god crap: http://www.diggercomic.com/
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