Things Mr. Welch Can't Do In Continuum
1508. Nowhere in the timeline is Superfly McBoomboom a US vice president.
1509. No part of the Constitution is written in invisible ink.
1746. Even if my culture has no spoken language, the campaign will not turn into a game of charades.
2124. The DM will notice if the entire party is named after the Houston Texans offensive line.