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Toa Makai for Mystara Handbook [Jul. 13th, 2016|02:51 am]
Decided to be brave, show a woman's nipple. Not in a sexy way, but in a 'enhances the feel of the kill' kinda way.
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2401-2425 [Jun. 22nd, 2016|09:19 pm]
2401. Just because there are no rules for the bec de corbin, doesn't mean they don't exist.
2402. No starting wars over the what's the best pole arm.
2403. Can't give a shout out in a ransom note.
2404. I can't bet Grazz't my soul in a showdown over a golden oboe.
2405. Cleaning out all eleven of the Caves of Chaos in a single night is not what they mean by a dungeon crawl.
2406. I can't save money on identify spells by just having random peasants do a blind taste test on these potions I found.
2407. I can't save points on learning a new language by just learning only the profanity.
2408. The advantage "Friends in High Places" cannot be represented by Johnny Walker Blue.
2409. My wish cannot include the words "and, additional, furthermore" or any synonyms thereof.
2410. Our posse can't resemble an 80's British glam band without an explanation.
2411. The most dangerous weapon is not an Upeo Wa Macho and her construction equipment.
2412. Yes, they are the perfect solution to all our deep one problems. No we can't have depth charges.
2413. The barbarian can still berserk even if he hasn't had his morning coffee.
2414. Offering to buy the hostage I just rescued a new arm is not sufficient enough of an apology.
2415. Vargyr do not have the flaw Ancestral Enemy: United States Postal Service.
2416. No convincing Rahasia he's just not that worth it.
2417. Bargle the Infamous is not under a "Protection from Continuity" spell.
2418. If the quest is to retrieve a magical genie bottle, no shaking it up before handing it back over.
2419. I am required to tell the DM if the secret villain of the adventure is revealed on the back synopsis of the module screen.
2420. You can't teach a parrot Power Word Kill.
2421. There is no danger from explosive decompression in teleporting a duergar directly to the surface.
2422. You better believe wearing a mu-mu to the coronation gets you searched for halflings.
2423. If the party is black tie only, that doesn't mean just painted on the power armor.
2424. Even if she is a soul sucking creature of unholy darkness, the cleric can't turn my ex-wife.
2425. My necromancer is not in charge of inhuman resources.
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Quinn's Nautical Emporium [May. 16th, 2016|11:08 pm]
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Black Eagle Machinations [May. 14th, 2016|12:38 pm]

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Morgan Ironwolf, all leveled up [May. 5th, 2016|05:29 pm]

cover art for the handbook.
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More art for the art god! [May. 4th, 2016|01:21 pm]

Order of the Griffon, imagined as a hussar

Cleric of the Energy Domain

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Kagyar Cleric [Apr. 25th, 2016|01:39 am]

Latest art for Mystara Handbook. Dwarven cleric of Kagyar, patron of the dwarves. Typical dwarven deity, only with a heavy focus on anti-magic. Heavy armor, axe, and hammer proficiencies, loses turn undead while gaining ability to dispel magic and increase saving throws against magic.
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Ethengar Horse Warrior [Apr. 18th, 2016|12:53 pm]
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Mystara Player's Handbook back on track! [Apr. 1st, 2016|04:35 pm]
Getting new art, so crossing things off the to do list!!! First up, Hin Master

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Another countdown post [Feb. 15th, 2016|01:19 am]
Seems I'm using LJ more and more as a reminder of things left to do. Well it's perfect for the roll and maybe somebody wants to help contribute so here's hoping. Have these pieces of art left for the Mystara Player's Handbook. Once I get that done get it properly formatted and wait to see if WOTC lifts the ban on all non-Forgotten Realms related stuff for their download site. Right now its a fan effort as I don't own the copyright on any of this. But they have hinted to lose all the filler art. Until I get a steady job it's all on notes now.

27. Magic library: Probably from Glantri G
28. Bad Place: From one of the places listed on that page. G
41. Great Markets: Busy merchant street, featuring both featured shops from handbook. G
46. Alfheim: Elf (f) L
47. Rockhome: Dwarf (m) L
49. Five Shires: Halfling (m) L
51. Orcs of Thar: Orc L
54. Shadow Elf: Non-Shaman Shadow Elf (m) L
56. Serraine: Gnomish pilot L
58. Alphatia: Wizard with black hair and blue tinted skin L
69.  Isle of Dread
70.  Isle of Dawn
72.  World Below
75. Vikings being branded with rune.
83. Guild House
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