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Black Eagle Machinations [May. 14th, 2016|12:38 pm]
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https://www.gofundme.com/Mystara
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Morgan Ironwolf, all leveled up [May. 5th, 2016|05:29 pm]
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cover art for the handbook.
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More art for the art god! [May. 4th, 2016|01:21 pm]
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Order of the Griffon, imagined as a hussar

Cleric of the Energy Domain

Privateer
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Kagyar Cleric [Apr. 25th, 2016|01:39 am]
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Latest art for Mystara Handbook. Dwarven cleric of Kagyar, patron of the dwarves. Typical dwarven deity, only with a heavy focus on anti-magic. Heavy armor, axe, and hammer proficiencies, loses turn undead while gaining ability to dispel magic and increase saving throws against magic.
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Ethengar Horse Warrior [Apr. 18th, 2016|12:53 pm]
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Mystara Player's Handbook back on track! [Apr. 1st, 2016|04:35 pm]
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Getting new art, so crossing things off the to do list!!! First up, Hin Master

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Another countdown post [Feb. 15th, 2016|01:19 am]
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Seems I'm using LJ more and more as a reminder of things left to do. Well it's perfect for the roll and maybe somebody wants to help contribute so here's hoping. Have these pieces of art left for the Mystara Player's Handbook. Once I get that done get it properly formatted and wait to see if WOTC lifts the ban on all non-Forgotten Realms related stuff for their download site. Right now its a fan effort as I don't own the copyright on any of this. But they have hinted to lose all the filler art. Until I get a steady job it's all on notes now.

***NOTE TO ARTISTS- IF IT HAS AN * BY THE NUMBER IT IS ASSIGNED***

19. Magic Craft Filler: Wizard performing unusual magic, like turning into dragon, summoning elemental or making voodoo doll etc.
27. Magic library: Probably from Glantri G
28. Bad Place: From one of the places listed on that page. G
29. Minrothad/Shadow Elves: Side by side image of both of the capitol cities there. G
30. Tavern: Rowdy party at a tavern. M
31. Coins: Piles of various coins. K
*33. Races of Mystara: Line up of the major races, minus half elf/ork, dragonkin and tiefling plus the four new Mystaran races. L
39. Nordic Magic: Norse rune reader at work M
41. Great Markets: Busy merchant street, featuring both featured shops from handbook. G
43. Ylaruam: Arab (m) L
44. Glantri: Spanish Elf, Renaissance Italian and French noble together (v) L
45. Ierendi: Polynesian (m) L
46. Alfheim: Elf (f) L
47. Rockhome: Dwarf (m) L
49. Five Shires: Halfling (m) L
50. Minrothad: Sailor Wizard L
51. Orcs of Thar: Orc L
52. Darokin: Renaissance Merchant L
53. Ethengar: Mongol (m) L
54. Shadow Elf: Non-Shaman Shadow Elf (m) L
55. Atruaghin: American Indian (f) L
56. Serraine: Gnomish pilot L
58. Alphatia: Wizard with black hair and blue tinted skin L
69.  Isle of Dread
70.  Isle of Dawn
71.  Good Kingdom
72.  World Below
73.  Gladiatorial Helmets
75. Vikings being branded with rune.
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Sing Along With the Old Ones [Jan. 3rd, 2016|01:42 pm]
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Are you ready kids?
Tekeli li!
I can't hear you...
TEKELI LI!
Who lives in lost R'lyeh under the sea?
Great Cthulhu!
Slumbering and green and hungry is he!
Great Cthulhu!
If madness and chanting sounds really like fun ...
Great Cthulhu!
Then let's help summon the greatest Old One!
Great Cthulhu!
Ready?
GREAT CTHULHU! GREAT CTHULHU!
Great...Cthuhlu!
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2376-2400 [Dec. 30th, 2015|11:41 am]
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2376.  The Dwarven work ethic is not just "Dig until we hit evil."
2377.  When granted a wish use it to unsink the continent the immortals just destroyed.
2378.  When making a wish granted by said immortals, I will leave out the words "you incompetent pricks."
2379.  Can't just use a wish to turn Strahd back to a human.
2380.  No weaponizing the Talisman of Pure Good.
2381.  Just because they can't be the target of raise dead spells doesn't mean elves have no soul.
2382.  In the middle of a black ops can't organize a skeet shoot with office furniture.
2383.  When challenging Death to a game, GMing Paranoia doesn't grant immortality.
2384.  Raise Dead spells are not just for closers.
2385.  Doesn't matter where you hit him, you can't set a bard to shuffle.
2386.  There is no such thing as gnomeophobia.
2387.  I will not give anybody an unreasonable fear of gnomes.
2388.  No matter how high my damage resistance is, I can't name my dwarf Tanky McTankitytank.
2389.  Despite the ridiculously short lifespans, 3rd level doesn't count as epic level for Atruaghins.
2390.  The plan is not just let the villain beat on the dwarf until his arm gets tired.
2391.  If I'm the druid I can't put protestant down as my religion.
2392.  The teleporting spiders attacking us are not just going through a phase.
2393.  The natural enemy of the elf is not the common cold.
2394.  No wasting wishes trying to bring ultravision back to the game.
2395.  No picking the only form of travel the DM isn't familiar with.
2396.  Traveling by sculling is nowhere near as cool as it sounds.
2397.  Any character named Jim Katta is going to be taken from me and burned.
2398.  The Fereldan rules of succession are not just "Two men enter, one man leaves."
2399.  When looking for a template to make a creature deadlier, "Australian" is not a legitimate choice.
2400.  Just because I have the technology, doesn't mean I need to make him better.
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Suggested new Oscar awards [Dec. 28th, 2015|03:35 pm]
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Best picture that people actually enjoyed.

Best foreign film seen by more people than just the critics.

Best actor not portraying someone gay, disabled or British.

Best actress in her 40's.

Best trailer that convinced people to watch an absolute trainwreck of a movie.

Best character actor you couldn't pick out of a police line up.  (Nominees include that old guy with more film credits than the rest of the cast combined, the actress you will immediately google to see if she's done nude scenes, the guy that's already been in five movies this year, and Mark Fichtner.)

Best Gary Oldman performance that should have easily been nominated for Best actor except it's Gary Oldman and he makes everybody look bad so fuck him.

Best non-sequel, remake, reboot, rehash, or adaptation.
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