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Things Mr. Welch can no longer do in an RPG 501-1000 [Nov. 28th, 2006|09:36 pm]

To keep the list a bit more readable, split it in half. Here's 501-1000
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[User Picture]From: dakiwiboid
2010-07-12 02:42 am (UTC)

How does your DM feel

about weapons-grade vocabularies?
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[User Picture]From: theglen
2010-07-12 12:07 pm (UTC)

Re: How does your DM feel

There is a Glen to English dictionary.
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[User Picture]From: quilaztli
2011-04-07 05:19 am (UTC)
I can definitely say that gaming with you would be awesome.

My GM has a list of rules for me.

-My characters can not have more than 3 living family members, even if I write them out with detailed histories.
-I am not allowed to have balloons, helium, and fire crackers at any point in time.
-I cannot have a magic spoon of healing
-I cannot use silver spoons against vampires
-Actually, spoons don't exist around me
-No, I cannot use a glow stick as a weapon
-I'm not allowed to buy more than 10 rolls of duct tape at a time, even if I'll need it.
-My characters have to pass a psych evaluation
-Seducing the bard so I can carve a tattoo on him is not appropriate, even if he was being annoying
-Casting sleep on the halfling and hanging him from a chandelier is not an appropriate way of introducing myself.
-Stripping the halfling I just hung on the chandelier naked and offering sticks to people so they can hit the piñata is uncalled for even if he wouldn't stop dancing around me.
-I will not try to seduce a kobolt, even if some of them may be into that type of thing.
-Under no circumstance can I talk to PCs into using speaker phone, phone splices, and an apartment's intercom to stay connected.
-Tricking people out of their houses with the ice cream truck song only works once.
-It is not legal to have a moped that ticks and says "Boom! I 'splode"
-I'm not allowed to raise an AI, even if I created it.
-If I'm going to have 5' bag filled with things I have to roll library search to find something
-No, I cannot get anything for free if I get naked.
-I'm not allowed to call a PC expendable, even if it's true
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[User Picture]From: tyrian_tail
2011-06-01 11:09 am (UTC)
The party does not need to know about the time I woke up duct taped to the back of a Drow Matron Mother.

But I do.
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[User Picture]From: theglen
2011-06-01 12:17 pm (UTC)
Hackmaster campaign, self destructive bard and a gnome titan with a sense of humor.
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[User Picture]From: blackrosebrp
2011-09-06 04:38 am (UTC)
967. There is no such thing as a Tequila Golem.

I call shenanigans on whoever told you that. The RPGA Network published a Living Greyhawk tourney module that included a Beer golem many years back. It's practically canon.
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[User Picture]From: Jon Holland
2011-10-04 03:37 am (UTC)


Aw... But I wanted to make my face more intimidating...
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[User Picture]From: lienne
2011-10-13 08:25 pm (UTC)
553. No matter how well I make my disguise check, my gnome cannot convincingly pass for any member of Rush.

Okay, I need to hear this. Why was your gnome trying? XD
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[User Picture]From: theglen
2011-10-13 08:51 pm (UTC)
I was told to rush the ogre guards as a distraction. They never defined the word rush.
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[User Picture]From: pingback_bot
2012-02-26 10:33 am (UTC)

2000 things Mr. Welch can no longer do during an RPG

User phluid61 referenced to your post from 2000 things Mr. Welch can no longer do during an RPG saying: [...] Due to LJ truncating this list, the rest is now here... http://theglen.livejournal.com/89715.html [...]
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[User Picture]From: Travis George
2012-05-01 10:52 am (UTC)
Managed to get my DM to go along with "558. There is not a 'Take your daughter to work day' for adventurers." in a horror investigation game... even gave him the character sheet for the kid. :P (Just for the record, this is now my to do list)
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[User Picture]From: Jeffery B Eppes
2012-10-18 06:02 pm (UTC)
Which of the Xmen were you trying to marry?
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[User Picture]From: theglen
2012-10-18 09:19 pm (UTC)
Shadowcat in GURPS marvel campaign.
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[User Picture]From: tcpip
2013-08-03 11:09 am (UTC)
886. Elves are not deciduous.

Some are in Glorantha.
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[User Picture]From: lulong
2015-03-07 02:15 am (UTC)


These are pretty cool! Do you have a link to the first 500?
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[User Picture]From: theglen
2015-03-10 04:25 am (UTC)

Re: Awesome!

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From: plaguedragon
2015-06-25 01:01 am (UTC)

891 and 892

…How theHECK did these happen?! I must know the story!!!!!
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[User Picture]From: theglen
2015-06-26 05:36 am (UTC)

Re: 891 and 892

Game Store owner was running Cthulhu game for Halloween set on the Titanic. One of the characters got possessed with the big bad, only way to stop it was sink the Titanic. Along the way I stole the ritual notes and replaced them with dance steps. In the end I was the only one in the party to make it out alive, the rest eaten by the big bad or went down with the ship. The reason behind the jitterbug restriction was it wasn't written for another 20 years after the Titanic.
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From: plaguedragon
2015-07-12 02:54 am (UTC)


These are all funny. However, what really makes me literally laugh out loud is the title of this list implies that you have actually done all of this stuff.
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[User Picture]From: theglen
2015-07-12 03:28 pm (UTC)

Re: Awesome!

Well except when they wouldn't let me, yeah.
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